Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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