do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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