I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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