are you still at the devil's house?
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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