So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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