i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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