Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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