So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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