We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
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your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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