She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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