Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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