Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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