just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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