Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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