Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
