just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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