doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I am midnight drunk by noon
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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