Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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