Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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