You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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