You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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