We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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