You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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