You don't have asthma, your pregnant
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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