@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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