God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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