There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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