but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
