hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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