But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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