Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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