If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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