They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Do plants get herpes?
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