and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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