doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
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Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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