I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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