there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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