My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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