Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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