Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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