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worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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