Fine. I'll sleep in my office
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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