You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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