She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
should my penis look like a turkey
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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