thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Having a random hookup so left but love u
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Randomize
