Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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