Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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