You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Buhtt sex?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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