So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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