One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
