If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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