we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Vodka?
Forever.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Randomize
