Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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