This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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