Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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