You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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